mugglebornheadcanon:

573. Some of the muggleborns invite Hagrid to their underground movie night in the Room of Requirement when they watch How To Train Your Dragon.

mugglebornheadcanon:

574. Muggleborns casting the Patronus Charm. One gets a Steelix and another gets a Gyarados and the purebloods are terrified of those two students for the rest of the year. The muggleborns, however, think that they’re the toast of the town but those magically-raised are convinced that they’re using dark magic.

mugglebornheadcanon:

577. A Muggleborn somehow manages to smuggle their beloved pet fish into Hogwarts, but they don’t have a tank. They ask one of their pureblood friends for help, so the pureblood makes a floating water orb for the fish so it can just float around the common room.

mugglebornheadcanon:

580. J K Rowling is a witch. After the second defeat of Voldemort, Harry spoke to her about writing a book series regarding the events and publishing them in the muggle world, mostly for the benefit of muggleborns that don’t quite know they’re witches or wizards yet. Rowling agreed and published the books, even going so far as to make up an ending that hadn’t even happened yet (Harry having kids) all for the sake of educating muggleborn witches and wizards without them realizing it.

mugglebornheadcanon:

582. It’s winter at Hogwarts and some clever Hufflepuff muggleborns put a vanishing cabinet in the middle of the Forbidden Forrest and its sister cabinet in an empty room. At breakfast the next morning they hear a group of Slytherin muggleborns arguing with one of their housemates who claims to have “made it to Narnia”.

(Source: cantbefearless)

mugglebornheadcanon:

583. When other houses make fun of Hufflepuff, some muggleborns retort by saying “Honey badger don’t care.” This confuses many of the purebloods but becomes a joke between all of the students who understand.


Ashton: *sings*
Ashton: lol sorry i suck